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Could you imagine your sex life being controlled by your neighbors garage door opener?

A MAN who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion � whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.

The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.

The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment � but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.

Not much to say about this one. Apparently some doctors shop for parts at the local Radioshack just like all the other DIY home electronic hobbyists.