Terminator, eat your heart out
All I know is that I want it!
Geeks have a special way of declaring ownership of space and products. We are simply not content with peoples basic understanding of keeping away from other peoples personal property, and space. And for their lack of understanding we decide to take it to a whole ridiculous level.
Enter, the Room Defender.
You install it in your bedroom [*cough* cube *cough*] or any other place where you don’t want prying eyes. Aim it at the door, and it waits patiently and silently to attack any unwanted visitors. When it does finds an unwanted intruder, it launches an attack! Using any of its four attack modes: The Room defender is capable of operating in 4 different modes: Target, Ambush, Warning, Assault.
Come on with a toy with these features WHO wouldn’t want it!

do you have it in USB interface?
[...] It no secret at UNEASYsilence we like weapons, nothing too serious though. Just little cube toys to add some spice to your office. You know, like the cube defender. [...]