Lord of the rings, the Viagra rings.
Posted in Stupid by Dan at 9:53 pm
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Oh, this one is for the ultra playboy. While swinging at parties, on your private jet, you can’t suffer performance anxiety. Just slip on your Viagra ring, and all your problems just melt away (well maybe except of the fact that you need Viagra, and are wearing a stupid ugly huge ring).
This one hit wonder should only set you back only $50 for the low end model, but for the high rollers there is a $90 version [via]. Even at these low prices the Viagra ring could be more valuable than a diamond ring, or at least that’s what your she will say.
The secret compartment of my ring I fill,
with an Underdog Super Energy Pill!
What does that do?
I think he’s still hinting at the magic blue.
One ring to fool them all
One ring to hide them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness ride them