Bowlingual Translator
Bowlingual can supposedly analyze your dog’s bark and tell you exactly what your pet is trying to communicate. Well at least it should! Its uses the Japan Acoustic Laboratory’s Animal Emotion Analysis System (doesn’t that sound complicated) to determine whether Fido wants to play or tear up your couches.

The price is a bit steep at $50, but can you put a price on the hours of entertainment that you will have when trying to bring you dog outside because the Bowlingual said so, and Fido resists. [via]

