15 Responses to “How Dell’s don’t sell”

1. Nic says:

   6/21/2006 at 5:28 pm

   Dude! Its on fire!
2. Paul Beattie says:

   6/21/2006 at 5:36 pm

   heh its a dell.
3. Jamie says:

   6/21/2006 at 6:06 pm

   It’s no major loss, it’s only a dell
4. Noraa Haras says:

   6/21/2006 at 6:56 pm

   My MacBook Pro did that a couple times. The battery exploded right after it sent out a 12 foot long arc of lightning, causing an area effect damage of 2d8 and igniting the gas station pumps. I had to roll for dexterity to dive for cover and I only took 2d4 worth of damage.

   The MacBook Pro escaped unharmed, but it had time to meditate and memorize new spells, so I don’t know what it’ll do next. I can tell you one thing, when I was hiding in shadows, I saw a windows logo on it’s screen, so I think I’ll have to prepare for an encounter with the dreaded blue screen of death!
5. Patrick says:

   6/21/2006 at 7:05 pm

   “Dude… I DON’T got a dell!… anymore”
6. Nic says:

   6/21/2006 at 7:54 pm

   atleast it wasnt some malware or a virus.
7. Justin says:

   6/21/2006 at 9:26 pm

   Buyers remorse…..

   …oh what the hell, it was $399…
8. chad says:

   6/21/2006 at 11:39 pm

   I think this puts Dells up a little higher on the global warming charts that were posted the other day…
9. Roy says:

   6/22/2006 at 12:15 am

   Noraa Haras, well put :)
10. jimmy says:

    6/22/2006 at 3:16 am

    Dell straight from Hell!!!!
11. Nic says:

    6/22/2006 at 3:34 am

    look how archaic that laptop in the foreground on the left is. 4:3 screen, hella nasty, looks like you needed to take a time machine to buy that thing.

    Maybe the Dell became AWARE it was a Dell, and committed suicide. THe laptop in the foreground is going to follow lead!
12. ClaMs says:

    6/22/2006 at 3:57 am

    Yes let it burn.
    No, there’s no need to use a table cloth (of which there are loads) to suffocate it.
    How about taking some photos for Flicker? “OMG, the laptop’s burning, quick get the camera!!”

    Thank God for people like that! They make my mornings! :)
13. tom (dB) says:

    6/22/2006 at 6:04 am

    I saw something on TUAW a while ago where an iBook burst into flames. But my MacBook Pro is HOT. So hot, its burnt my legs, through my jeans. I am now placing it on my laptop case.
14. ClaMs says:

    6/22/2006 at 7:34 am

    @tom,

    Which week MacBook Pro would that be?
15. Enforcer says:

    6/22/2006 at 9:11 am

    I fucking told you Bill NOT to overclock that DELL.

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