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Ok, you know you’re life is over when you have this. Just in time for fathers day, a stupid chochkie crops up.

The Daddle, [gosh I love that name], is a soft stuffed saddle for Dad to strap on and give kids aged between 2 and 5 a horsy ride. According to its makers the Daddle is made of washable sturdy cotton, complete with soft saddle horn and adjustable stirrups.

STOP! There is something seriously wrong here. I’m not too comfortable with the words “Dad” and “Strap on” so close together, secondly something just doesn’t sound right about – “Hey son, want to ride Dad?”

Anyway, back to the description:

Realizing that playing around on your hands and knees is a painful process for an extra $32 the company will also sell you a pair of padded knee pads as well.

Wait, Dad can also get a pair of PADDED KNEE PADS. Ugh, no comment.

And think for a mere $50 all your dignity could be lost. I think this is a ferfect gift! Quick, Buy it now, before all the vengeful wives snatch them up :P