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UPDATE: Fox News (*heart flutters*) has a video of the whole ordeal

This is one of those, only in Texas stories. Well I can imagine some other states this could happen in, but I digress…

This stupid guy broke into a liquor store through its ventilation shaft crashing through the ceiling tiles falling about 20 feet, nearly knocking him out. He then proceeds to help himself to some cigarettes, and all the cash in the stores register.

However VentBoy, didn’t really think out his escape plan:

First, the man attempted to climb a display rack with a make-shift ladder — but fell. Next, the video showed him trying to break the store’s Plexiglas door with a beer keg.

Then he tried to use a dolly, first slamming it against the glass and trying to use it to pry the door open.

Oh well, at least if I was trapped in a liquor store, I would at least drink until the cops showed up.

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