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I dub thee Sir A**hole

Posted in Entertainment, Revisited, Stupid by Derek at 4:15 pm
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In response to yesterdays post Snippet: The worlds 10 worst pickup lines, I would like to reference the following individual whose past indiscretions are more than worthy of the term ‘Sir Asshole’:

  • I lost a case of beer and had to receive oral from a repulsive fat girl that had seven children sleeping four feet away through a stained lace curtain that was suspended from a shower curtain rod! really!
  • Released a tape of a threeway causing major popularity for me, but ruining this whore’s life.
  • Hooked up with numerous married women for sport, and the challenge.

Does anyone else care to challenge whether or not this guy doesn’t deserve the award?

4 Responses to “I dub thee Sir A**hole”

  1. Chad says:

    sounds like a pretty solid canidate.. if only he was president he’d def. take the cake :D

  2. Roy says:

    sounds like a past president.

  3. SMASH!!!! says:

    yea this guy beats me for sure… and i get called as asshooel at least 10 times a day…

  4. Christopher says:

    While he has done all these things IRL, he really isn’t that bad of a guy.. I know all these things sound really horrible.. but most were done in good fun.. mostly.. well not really.

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