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KISS, the Fragrance

Posted in Stupid by Dan at 1:03 pm
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Mmmmmmm, the new smell of Spring. KISS Fragrance for Men.

But what does KISS smell like? When I think of KISS, I think of a bunch of sweaty old man still playing dress-up who broke into their mothers makeup case. Maybe you should just rub your gym sucks behind your ears.

Obviously, Gene Simmons, the front guy for KISS, thinks it’s going to be a hit…

KISS fragrances have the smell of success for us….and for all the men and women who will wear it. These fragrances hit all the right notes and will top the charts in no time.

Don’t you just love cheap marketing clichés?

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