Smut Sunday: Playboy announces the finalists of “Girls of MySpace”
Posted in Entertainment, Risque by Derek at 11:00 am
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A few months back Playboy conducted an open call for Playboy spread worthy females who happened to grace the pages of MySpace. Apparently, the finalists have been announced and the chosen nine are now undoubtedly receiving hundreds of messages & comments from other MySpace “whores” (not to be mistaken for actual whores, but MySpace addicts). The Raw Feed points out that Playboy calls these women the “Girls of MySpace” while the press refers to them as “Women of MySpace”. Do I sense a bit of anti-pedophilia?
Girls Of Myspace…
Women of Myspace…
Really, It should be american babes of myspace…
They come from…
Huntington Beach, CA… two of them
Reading, PA
Annandale, VA
Fullerton, CA
Chicago, IL
Los Angeles, CA
Davenport, IA
San Francisco, CA
It reminds me a song:
Well east coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I’m down there
The mid-west farmer’s daughters really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california girls
The west coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california girls
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
haha gotta love it, one of the girls’ names is Betty Lipstick.
Yeah *shes* not a whore
Or Brittany Fuchs.. Or maybe I just read that too quickly.
Betty Lipstick…a gook is a gook, a whore is a whore
Tim…you are a tool.