Bad business? Call a numerologist!
Posted in Stupid by Dan at 5:29 pm
This post was published 3 years 6 months 18 days ago and its content may not be valid anymore.If you are an independent TV station and ratings are slumping, what do you do? Create better programming? Replace the news crew? Consult a numerologist? BINGO! Numerologist it is!
Astro-numerologist Jesse Kalsi advised KRON-TV in San Francisco that the 1001 in its address (1001 Van Ness Avenue) is a bad number for business, so the station switched to 1001552. “Obviously, there are skeptics who think it’s a bunch of hooey, but I can tell you things seem to have improved since the change,” says programming director Pat Patton
Uhhhhh, Okay!
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!!!
http://www.jessekalsi.com/
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LOL! Check out one of his predictions for the year 2006: ” 11. Earthquakes will continue to shake the ground because the planet Saturn rules the earth. “