McMurder Global Conspiracy
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As early as the 1970’s, we have evidence that links the McDonald’s Corporation to murders in at least two major U.S. cities: Los Angeles and New York City.
We believe that the United Nations (U.N.) commissioned McDonald’s corporate leaders to help control the increasing populations of its host cities by carrying out plans masterminded by the U.N. to systematically murder these cities’ citizens.
Under the cover of a family-orientented fast food chain, we believe McDonald’s has successfully eliminated thousands of people from Los Angeles and New York City. As we continue to analyze the concentration of murders in these cities, we can place a McDonald’s restaurant within 1 mile of the most concentrated murder regions.
McMurder.com, United Nations, and the supposed link between a series of murders within the range of McDonald’s establishments? I forsee a similar site being created revolving around similiar scenarios and those green coffee houses.
It’s simple really. If you eat Micky-D’s on a regular basis, heck, even once, you’ll notice a decline in health. It’s no secret. The food is bad for you. This makes people aggressive. My 5-year old son gets ornery when he’s constipated. McD’s will do that to you.
Why do you think vegetarians love trees and everything? That’s the way people are SUPPOSSED to be! Not fat, artery-clogged, constipated murderers.
Now leave me alone, I’ve got to go to Wendys for a spicy chicken.
Peace, love and happiness.
Wait, UNEASYcentral is only a few blocks from the UN, and only a block from McD’s- SHIT!
haha, funny… especially this bit:
“Our volunteers regularly monitor McDonald’s restaurants hoping to overhear a plan to carry out one of these murders, and we believe we’re getting close. In late 2003, we overheard a suspicious-looking man talking to one of the Ronald clowns ask for a “Big Mac, super-sized”.”