Technical documentation weirdness
Posted in Random by Derek at 10:00 am
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Sometimes technical documentation is a little to technical for everyones good. What happened to the mantra “Keep it simple stupid”? I think it’s time to start afresh on the drawing boards.
So who thinks they can come up with the best explanation for the above image?
Two-person lift. That is, don’t try to lift this yourself.
“Lift it up by two people” maybe? Oh, and the warning sign. Maybe if it was simply written it would be simpler.
Do not perform levitation by yourself, boxes may be heavier than you psycicly believe them to be.
For gods sake, dont drop it…
Lift with your knees, not with your back. Be sure to tap your psycho-kinetic energy into the nearest generator for maximum gestalt.
I thought it would be more entertaining if it were something like !@&@# pong!
Masturbate into a collective container.
(btw, what happened to the gravatars?)
The Gravatar servers are probably undergoing maintenance. I vaguely recall receiving an updated that they were doing upgrades.
Beware of large holes in the ground….
note both of “Jon’s” friends are !!!! because Jon just fell in a really obvious hole…
what a tool!
Maybe it means:
Warning! Same sex couple eating together.
if you ever see 2 people with one arm and one leg levitating a box, it usually isn’t natural.