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I was eating my lunch / “time to eat when there is nothing else to do” meal when I landed on the following story. I got that watery mouth I’m going to throw up feeling after reading through a couple lines.

A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia’s growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show. The priapic pensioner apparently believes in the beneficial powers of garlic and his female co-stars have complained about his habit of rubbing it on his genitals before filming action scenes.

Now I’m not saying sex is bad. Everyone needs some lovin’ now and then. But the garlic rubbing? What a way to kill the mood. That’s like kissing someone after Sashimi.