Steve Ballmer has kids in check:

My children–in many dimensions they’re as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I’ve got my kids brainwashed: You don’t use Google, and you don’t use an iPod.

And so says the wolf to Little Red Riding hood. Now that the truth is out on the net, will Ballmer’s kids get a chance to read the indexed files? Or has Ballmer screening Live searches for his children as well? I can already see it, iPods hidden under the mattresses as regular kids would hide porn.