Dumb and Dumber
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An oldie sent in by Syl… I’m keeping my mouth shut.
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What you’re saying is…Bush isn’t smart? What a fine joke! I think Leno, Lettermen, Stewart, and EVERYONE should pick up on this and work it into their material somehow. Maybe even make fun of his accent or compare him to a chimp! That would be HILARIOUS!
Maybe they could do some O.J. jokes or Clinton cigar jokes as well! Oh we’ll have a grand time yucking it up!
OH MAN THIS FUNNY. Check this out!
The Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
15. Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley’s commercials
featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.
14. Two words: Gilbert Gottfried(s)
13. Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of Scottish
people doing strange things to sheep is bound to have dire consequences.
12. In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0) has
all the money on the entire planet.
11. Hillary’s husband discovers true multiple orgasms.
10. If you think there are too many idiots shouting “Show me the
money!” on every occasion now, just wait.
9. Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level, and
suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.
8.”Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller & Penn”
much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.
7. And you think it’s hard to find your size now!
6. 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford clones.
5. “Alternative” radio filled with even more Nirvana clones.
4. And the final score: the New York Gretzkys – 408, the Pittsburgh
Lemieuxs -399.
3. Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out of
office.
2. Those apocalyptic words: “Ladies & Gentlemen: The John Tesh
Philharmonic Orchestra!”
and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans…
1. Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ’s defense doesn’t seem
quite as far-fetched.
How funny! I recently saw these tshirts in nearly all the shops in Chinatown in NYC. What a coincidence. I almost bought one! : )
I actually have one of those shirts, I got it on the boardwalk in Ocean City, MD about 2 years ago – I get a lot of comments on it, it makes for a good conversation starter.