Bill Gates – Too much money to tax
Posted in Stupid by Dan at 9:00 am
This post was published 4 years 1 month 16 days ago which may make its actuality or expire date not be valid anymore. This site is not responsible for any misunderstanding.Seems like ol’ Billy Gates is getting himself into trouble again, and this time it is because he makes too much money!
“My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can’t deal with the numbers,â€? he said at a Microsoft conference held in Lisbon.
“So I am constantly getting these notices telling me I haven’t paid something when really it is just on the wrong computer,� he added in comments broadcast on television.
“Then they will send me another notice telling me how bad they feel they that they sent me a notice that was a mistake,� he said
Wahhhhhhhhh. Too much money to calculate taxes. What a problem! Stop the presses!
“My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can’t deal with the numbers,�
I bet that they are running on Windows…
My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can’t deal with the numbers,�
It’s probably because normal computers with Windows, like the one I’m using, are instable :P
oh noes!!! must be the y2k bug!
Rich C*nt, why arent microsoft releasing an mp3 ipod killer instead of the current brick devices? Its not like he would miss any of his ‘hard’ earnt bucks
[...] Bill Gates is “getting these notices,” telling him he hasn’t “paid something when really it is just on the wrong computer.” Meaning that “their [government’s] normal computers can’t deal with the numbers” that are so huge that are in his income. So he keeps getting things that tell him, “You haven’t paid enough…” but then the Government sends him stuff saying, “how bad they feel they that they sent [him] a notice that was a mistake.” Why doesn’t the Government just give the tax collection over to Bill Gates? The computers are probably Windows so they are probably full of holes. If they give him the tax collection there will be a whole lot of holes in the collection. [...]