Top Chuck Norris facts
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- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Chuck Norris’ blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
- Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
- In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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I love these…
“Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.”
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I cant believe you guys linked a XANGA.
*dies*
it’s ok… i had no idea where the original came from. i can’t be rude and change the links now. that would be bad web manners. besides, sometimes links sent to me from that area of then next do a good job at cracking a smile.
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what does CN tower stand for? . . . Chuck Norris Tower ofcourse!!
Chuck Norris has died once, trying to save a bus load of children form a mortar round by catching it in his mouth and containing the blast, it didnt work. Extremely dissapointing for Chuck Norris, but was soon brought back to life because it was to confusing having 2 Gods in Heaven