Help getting off the Phone
Get rid of pesky telemarketers, annoying “friends�, and bill collectors with the aid of the Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine. The key chain device features six pre-recorded sound effects that you can use to get off the phone in a hurry. Sounds include doorbells, a police siren, static, a crying baby, Chinese food delivery, and a car crash. You can pick one up for $9.89 and use it for stocking stuffing, or give it to someone as their “main� gift. Word of warning, there is no sound effect that will get you out of explaining why this was the only gift you purchased for your spouse.


Or just save the SWF file to your computer and use the buttons whenever you’re near the PC.
oh my gosh. I better not be one such “friend.”
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