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I don’t know how I missed the following article. It sounds like some of the “DOs” and “DONTs” sound spot on. I think? Who am I to speak?

I’ve been spending a hell of a lot of time in the computer lab, with Microsoft Word open, doing anything and everything to avoid working on my papers. I’ve also been spending a lot of time watching the people in the lab: checking out their habits, their tendencies. Their boobies.

A quick summation:

• Do sound smart
• Don’t look at porn
• Do dress for success
• Don’t read over her shoulder
• Don’t throw shit at her

There are a few more but they were pretty boring. The “Don’t look at porn” rule need not apply if you are looking over her shoulder and happen to see her looking at porn herself. It happens. Believe me. Where’s Haribo Girl?

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