Smut Sunday: The Japanese HandJob Machine
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I am sooo getting this. With my Segway, remote controls, electronic toothbrushes and riding lawnmowers, the only time I was working up a sweat was when I was polishing the polish sausage. Now I don’t have to pay $100 bucks to get an “Asian Spa Massage�, I can just use the Japanese Handjob Machine! At only 34,500 Yen (about US$300) it will pay for its self in no time!
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$300! That’s ridiculous! Choose:
a)A brand spanking new iPod
b)A clunky machine because you’re too lazy to beat your own meat
Cleaning must be a bitch too.
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Is it dishwasher safe?
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Is the machine quiet? Is it remote controlled? Is it multispeed?