Grinchish: Lock down your bike
I’m all about making people’s lives a bit more difficult, it just makes things that much more entertaining. Granted I am not an *ss hole like Dennis Leary but this picture was just funny.

Being in a city, I am used to the ubiquitous messenger bikes, but only a sick person would go out of their way to stick a few different locks on the poor unsuspecting messengers bike.. HOWEVER, the reaction would be funny as hell.

Around here this would get your bike totally wrecked instead of stolen. And actually looking at the picture the front tire seems flat ;P
Great way to pass the message though, admitedly I don’t take my bike as often as I’d like out of fear of getting it stolen :/ (Flat tires and missing parts was enough for me)