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I laughed at Emo quotes

Posted in Entertainment by Derek at 3:15 pm
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I bet you’ll laugh at some of these Emo quotes [via]:

You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Emo Philips Quotes

35 Responses to “I laughed at Emo quotes”

  1. Emo_Kid_Reece says:

    emo’s fucking rock…so piss off u no-lived cum guzzling homo

  2. Emo_girl says:

    emo is so better then whatever you think mate

  3. The Spoon says:

    Shut up, you emo losers. Stop crying about how much your life sucks and learn to appreciate some humor.

  4. Oh so ElectriKK! says:

    emo’s effin rock hard_core!!!

  5. shatter; says:

    It’s not emo as in emotive hardcore, it’s Emo Phillips. He’s a comedian.

  6. dsfa says:

    wow i cna’t believe u people are that dumb….not emo as in rock…emo as in emo phillips haha

  7. Brooklin says:

    I dont think EMO is a cliche, i think that it is a state of mind. you just get so depressed….so EMOtional…its hard to get those thoughts out of ur head when they effect you that much…

  8. Emo_guy in band says:

    I’m an emo man but..I still laugh

  9. Kill_The_EMO says:

    jesus christ guys the bloke is a fucking comedian… You fucking emo’s keeping me in suspence just fuck off and kill yourselves already dont fucking right songs about it or carve it into your wrist just fucking die

  10. notEMObutNOTaASSHOLE says:

    nobody deserves to die so who ever sed just go die how u go die cuz emo ppl can have serious problems not all of them want attention some get beat parents r dead so kill the emo fuck ur mother and ur father

  11. poo says:

    but what if their dead?

  12. GET OVER IT U LOSERS says:

    oh my fucin word dudes seriously if some1s an emo get over it fucin hell i fort emos were suposed to moan all the time but use fucin dnt stop cryin bout it im not an emo infact i dnt class myself as anythin callin urself an emo, a goth, hardcore or even a chav is perfectic u r wat u r so grow some pubes u pussys

  13. hehe says:

    u all smell like poo u emos

  14. E.M.O.L.I.F.E says:

    there r so many of u stupid wnana be ‘emo’s’
    emos dont slit there wrists, we’re not that stpid. dont try unless u wanna die. we’re not all gay, we got ways but we’re open. honest. we’re true. and just cuz we dress differnt doesnt mena anything

  15. ikonQ says:

    Just because you dont slit your wrists doesn’t mean that every other emo doesnt either. That also doesnt mean that non-emo’s don’t do it either.

    This argument has come forth because someone was too stupid to actually read the blog before getting insulted by it, and now it’s only being added onto by people trolling.

    Now i’m not exactly a fan of whatever emo culture thing is going on right now, in fact, i downright dislike it, because the few “emo”s that i’ve had to interact with have been rude, discourteous and overwhelmingly narcissistic. This isn’t to say that all “emo”s are, but still. It’s the narcissistic emo’s that give the rest a bad name.

  16. mkay now. first off everyone just relax…just because im emo doesnt mean i do EVERYTHING that an “emo” child does. not every “emo” kid cuts, shaves their legs, and hates there parents or w/e the hell u want to say. now as for that one emos can die freak well……………

    eat my moist warm feces, have a nice day!

  17. elise says:

    *sings*dont u wish ur bf/gf was emo like me

  18. i_luv_emos says:

    all the best emo’s i no slit there wrists but it makes them happy and being emo dont mean u can neva eva be happy!!!

  19. emo bitch n proud says:

    this is for the emo dissin stupid fuckin little chavs! just coz ur all ‘look at me in my cheap burberry n booze n shit! aint i hard!’
    emo arent any less people you know, i dnt cut my wrists or anythin, but y cant u just leave the emos alone, if they slit there wrists, leave em to it, if it makes em happy!
    like your burberry n gold chains n shit make you happy.

    this is to all you mingin ‘hard’ chavs out there!!! with all that cheap lookin gold shit u call bling!!! n no-one is harder than someone else so grow up

  20. Amelia says:

    The entire emo scene is a desperate cry for attention. I mean really, there are millions of people with depression in the world, and they don’t broadcast it to everyone they meet with blaring, screaming music, obnoxious black clothing, ridiculous cowlicked mullets, and metal bars in every available body part. It’s ridiculous, and its only pro is that it gives friendless highschoolers a feeling of belonging. I mean really, do you dumbasses think you’ll be emo all your life? You think you’re gonna get any jobs looking the way you do? Oh, wait, my bad. You’re all going to be famous acoustic-guitar-playing, banshee-screaming rockstars, every one of you. I forgot.

  21. i love emo boys says:

    emo boys are sexy, whoever thinks their gay, should just go fuck themselves

  22. some_ppl_are_soo_pathetic says:

    oh my god okay the emo scene or watever u wanna call it…i really really dont believe its any kind of desperate cry for attention. Thats about the lamest thing ive ever heard! seriously. and so what if they prefer to listen to blaring, screaming music…everyone has their own personal taste. like i like that kinda music and im not even close to being emo. and honestly who cares what color clothes people wear!? why should they be something they arent? just becuz its something your not into doesnt make it wrong. its like that stupid old quote….dont judge a book by its cover….its the same thing

  23. EatMyOrifice says:

    youre music sucks, youre hair looks like shit, youre songs just play a single chord whole through out. = you are emo

  24. emo_chick says:

    dude! wtf?! why do so many have so little yet soo much against emos?! life sucks we all know it, but some lucky few of us decide to show it

  25. emo_is_life says:

    omfg! the “emo scene” as it was called in one of these things is NOT a cry for attention! there is nothing wrong with being emo! what is so wrong with being depressed and not hiding it?!?! and what is wrong with black clothes?! would you rather go around wearing an UGLY looking yellow shirt?! and you can EASILY get a job if you are smart! you dont have to dress all preppy and shit you can dress how you want and be yourself and if you are smart enough it doesnt matter what you look like even though ALOT of emo people look MUCH better than preppies! and who cares if people listen to screaming music?! its actually some of THE BEST music i know!!! emo is life and if you want to hate on them then you arent being anything close to an acceptable person that anyone should like! and who says emos dont have fucking friends?!?!?! they do so fucking back off and deal with it! >:-o ughh! some people are so stupid!

  26. Look, if you have shit against emos i hope you die alright. Its not for attention, i know lots of emos who DONT slit there wrists not all of them are like that plus they aren’t attention seekers, just stop ok! Emos are amazing im friends with TONS of them, and there all reall nice. Some of them to slit, thats not wrong, its just a relase of emotion. Dont make fun on emos alright, there amazing and i love them.

    mkthxbye.

  27. Look, if you have shit against emos i hope you die alright. Its not for attention, i know lots of emos who DONT slit there wrists not all of them are like that plus they aren’t attention seekers, just stop ok! Emos are amazing im friends with TONS of them, and there all reall nice. Some of them to slit, thats not wrong, its just a relase of emotion. Dont make fun on emos alright, there amazing and i love them.

  28. Sami says:

    kay basically i hate people that make fun of emo’s its dumb. just bcuz you dont like emo’s dont give you the right to put em down and make ur self look like an idiot and broadcast “Emos Suck” cuz emo’s are people just like you. mmk so get over it. let them live their life the way they want.and if you think that you are better than emo’s.ur not. your emotional just like them,they just show it. and who cares that they dress different.kay if everyone dressed tha same life would be boring. and emos’ styles are greatttt i lovelovelove it.yeh so i dont like preps. but i dont make fun or put them down.thats just dumb.iloveemos

  29. Rowan Lewis says:

    Being an Emo implies that you are also suffering from some form of mental retardation.

    If you want to whine about Emo’s just being people, consider this: Emo is a fashion trend. As a partaker in that trend you must pretend to be “so depressed”, wear stupid clothing, have a stupid haircut and generally look like a wannabe Goth.

    I’ve got no respect for fashion whores.

  30. .beautiful dirt. says:

    Why the fuck do people always judge people that are different?
    Put it this way everyone was born different so if they wanna continue to be different then fuck off, get a life and let them be who they wanna be and then you can go do whatever the hell you wanna do nobody fucking cares.
    Not all “emo” people are the same. No they dont all cut and even if they do thats not your problem so fuck off!!

  31. ginger says:

    kkkk… i m very emo ….but its kinda funny…..i mean some emos go abit over the limit in their quotes and shit…watevr…

    BTW any emo people that wana talk 2 meh and shit… i wud really apriciate it
    here is my email: gingers_privat89@hotmail.com

  32. D®ügZ~Ñ~ÅL¢öhõL says:

    *how come emos dress normal on halloween??*

  33. Emo_Bitch_4lyf says:

    Wtf man
    I think the only one with mental Retardation here is you.
    Just coz we like black and arent afraid to show what we are feeling doesnt mean wer retarded.
    Grow up and get a life, Everybodys different just coz we dont dress like you doesnt mean we are weird.
    So get used to the idea of us ‘emos’ wer hear to stay

  34. shelby says:

    What the fuck is wrong with everyone just because we dress different and don’t go with all of the preppy suck ass shit doesn’t mean we are fucking gay. Emo guys are super hot and whoever thinks that theyr faggots kiss my ass, go to hell and die.*FUCK U ALL EMO HATERS

  35. Ness says:

    ha you guys are the best this is what i do all afternoon i just go round readin blogs that turn into massive gang wars but ye i gotta agree here it doesnt matter who you are or what your view of life is, if you have a way of surviving the pain, pressure and depression of having a crap life then you do that dont let anyone get in the way of your pathway to being happy.
    Me? i survive, barely, i dont slit my wrists anymore and i can be happy again so if ya need help then heres me – nessbelicious@hotmail.com

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