Bacon of the Month Club: Heart attacks delivered to your door
This post was published 4 years 4 months 30 days ago which may make its actuality or expire date not be valid anymore. This site is not responsible for any misunderstanding.Mmm. Bacon. Who doesn’t love the bacon?
The Bacon of the Month Club is the greatest of all gifts. I’m not making that up. I get calls from customers all the time that tell me this. In my humble opinion no other club in the universe gives you as much pleasure and sheer delight as The Bacon of the Month Club. The Bacon of the Month Club is the go-to gift for that person in your life who loves bacon, who has everything or who has very little.
Of all the clubs to join, the BOM looks the most appealing. Albeit a tad on the pricy side ($140 and $215 respectively). I’m assuming the cost is justified by the fact that the club will send you “Twelve different artisan” strips of bacon each month. There are a few other perks to joining the club including a bacon comic strip and a little rubber toy. Next time you meet up with your buddies at the country club, you won’t need to feel left out as they fraternize amongst themselves concerning 401K’s, stocks, and mutual funds. You have your own club to be proud of… the Bacon of the Month Club!
Hey, nice title. I heard this one a while back. I even think my cousin is in it…