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In the latest issue of Vitals Man magazine they have compiled a list of 100 people and companies who will take care of all the niggly little things that keep you from thinking big and, therefore, from making it big. They’ve found folks who will:

• write thank-you notes, $15 an hour, instantthankyouletters.com
• wait in line at the DMV, $75 an hour, 303-295-3064
• balance your checkbook, $50 a month, at Accounting To Go, 214-460-3634
• remember family and friends birthdays, $25 a pop (or mom), 651-307-4120
• pick up your dog’s poo, at $9 per dog (only in LA), We Do Doo Doo, 310-402-4120
• water your plants, $45 per visit (also only in LA), 310-836-5141.
• decorate your home for Christmas, starting at $200, 318-443-2898
• and for all you Scrooge McDucks out there, there’s someone who will open all those annoying Christmas presents for you, photograph them, and write appropriate thank-you notes, $125 an hour.

I need to be a professional DMV waiter!

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