Flirts for hire!
It’s real! Are you worried that your relationship is losing the fire it once had? Do you miss the days when you’re significant other would worry about other men / women checking you out? Or, maybe you know someone that’s beginning to believe that they’ve lost their sex appeal?
For a small fee, Flirts for Hire will send a someone – I’m assuming an attractive individual – to the same bar you plan on squatting at. Once there, s/he will act as though they are genuinely flirting with you. It’s a great way to get that other person in your life a little jealous. Maybe boost the moral of your unlucky cohorts into thinking they’ve regained their sex appeal?
There’s a local posting in the San Diego Craiglists ads here. If you want to contact Flirts for Hire personally, shoot them an email at flirtsforhire@gmail.com. I’ve personally contacted Jon from Flirts for Hire who assured me that all service inquiries are confidential and will remain so. Hat tip to Chris.

Wow. Just when you think implants haven’t done enough to shrinkyyourdinky, along comes this.
Enjoy!
^^shrinkyyourdinky…what do you mean? what implants? I`m confused!
On the other hand, heheh!
boobs sometimes get implants. then they are known as fake boobs.
If fake boobs don’t do it for you, hire yourself a flirt.