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Flirts for hire!

Posted in Entertainment, Random by Derek at 6:14 pm
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It’s real! Are you worried that your relationship is losing the fire it once had? Do you miss the days when you’re significant other would worry about other men / women checking you out? Or, maybe you know someone that’s beginning to believe that they’ve lost their sex appeal?

For a small fee, Flirts for Hire will send a someone – I’m assuming an attractive individual – to the same bar you plan on squatting at. Once there, s/he will act as though they are genuinely flirting with you. It’s a great way to get that other person in your life a little jealous. Maybe boost the moral of your unlucky cohorts into thinking they’ve regained their sex appeal?

There’s a local posting in the San Diego Craiglists ads here. If you want to contact Flirts for Hire personally, shoot them an email at flirtsforhire@gmail.com. I’ve personally contacted Jon from Flirts for Hire who assured me that all service inquiries are confidential and will remain so. Hat tip to Chris.

3 Responses to “Flirts for hire!”

  1. Earl says:

    Wow. Just when you think implants haven’t done enough to shrinkyyourdinky, along comes this.

    Enjoy!

  2. Random Guy says:

    ^^shrinkyyourdinky…what do you mean? what implants? I`m confused!

    On the other hand, heheh!

  3. boobs sometimes get implants. then they are known as fake boobs.

    If fake boobs don’t do it for you, hire yourself a flirt.

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