Taco Bell getting saucy

saucy!, originally uploaded by auntnanny.
[S]o i recently visited the local taco bell (or taco hell as some of my friends call it), and i found that the taco sauce packets now have whitty little inscriptions that would seem to be the voice of the individual sauce packet.
Examples of packet inscriptions: Careful! I don’t do well under pressure, Nice palm, I read a great deal of pleasure in your future, Do you add sauce right to left, or left to right?


Burger King has better ones. They’re on a lot of stuff, the sandwich wrappers, the fry boxes, the bags, etc. and the doors.