What happened to moderation?

Bumper stickers, San Francisco, originally uploaded by gruntzooki.
I decided a long time ago that bumper stickers are the one pet peeve I have concerning automobiles. Why plaster stickers on to the pristine surface of your car? Once you leave your car in the blistering sun, you can kiss your paint job goodbye. Oh, and even though some stickers say they’re removeable, they’re really not.


oh derek. you adorable cad. didn’t you know that more is more? the squeaky wheel gets the cheese? er. grease. and besides, you know what they say about guys who drive BIG SUVs covered in bumper stickers! *winkwink nudgenudge whatwhat*
Oh kim.. What do they say about men who drive BIG SUV’s covered with bumper stickers? I knew big trucks compensate for something.. but what do bumper stickers mean?