Zombies invade Idol auditions
Thursday outside [in Texas], a horde of zombies attacked the “American Idol” auditions. No one was hurt.
[They] organized the zombie horde using the online forum Craigslist. [They] posted an ad soliciting people who would like to “raise awareness about the brain-melting nature of television by pretending … to be a zombie, and terrorizing throngs of vapid pop-star hopefuls at the ‘American Idol’ auditions.”

