Comments on: Contest: Personals Ads – Who does these things? http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/08/3849/ Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:53:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: maouse http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/08/3849/comment-page-1/#comment-63070 maouse Tue, 23 Aug 2005 21:04:56 +0000 http://www.uneasysilence.com/?p=3849#comment-63070 S.A.M. - Seeks S.A.F. for fun nights online. I'm not pretty. I'm not thin. But that's not bad when the lights go out. This 64 Year old likes to play internet games and get his character married. If you can handle that level of commitment, maybe we can meet. Then we can get our bytes off. If not, we'll always have Evercrack...err... EverQuest. My other hobbies include bowling and trolling. No spammers, please. S.A.M. – Seeks S.A.F. for fun nights online.

I’m not pretty. I’m not thin. But that’s not bad when the lights go out. This 64 Year old likes to play internet games and get his character married. If you can handle that level of commitment, maybe we can meet. Then we can get our bytes off. If not, we’ll always have Evercrack…err… EverQuest. My other hobbies include bowling and trolling. No spammers, please.

]]> By: Ronald http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/08/3849/comment-page-1/#comment-55601 Ronald Sun, 14 Aug 2005 06:33:19 +0000 http://www.uneasysilence.com/?p=3849#comment-55601 I'm pretty sure I can't use img tags to paste an image into my post so here's the link: http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/4271/guypill8ye.jpg Let me know who the winner is. Thanks. rdavidsons@gmail.com. I’m pretty sure I can’t use img tags to paste an image into my post so here’s the link:
http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/4271/guypill8ye.jpg

Let me know who the winner is. Thanks. rdavidsons@gmail.com.

]]> By: samureye http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/08/3849/comment-page-1/#comment-51695 samureye Thu, 04 Aug 2005 20:55:23 +0000 http://www.uneasysilence.com/?p=3849#comment-51695 Wanted, someone not too picky. Ladies, set your phasers to stun, my name is Enus, and I really need some companionship, I would really appreciate it if you could take the time to probably send me an email or something. I haven’t fared too well in terms of dating in the past, in fact, to be honest, I’ve failed at any and every attempt at social interaction that I come across. Case in point; I was told that to stick out, I should do something out of the ordinary, and when I say told, I read it off of a forum posting. Either way, having no friends to help me out, I made a bad decision by going to church and when going to take the wine at communion, took the cup and put a brightly colored twisty straw in and began gulping. Needless to say, I don’t go for service there anymore. I’m not even looking for a date, or marriage, though that would be nice. I’m looking not even for a friend, but for someone that will tolerate me. Ladies, I’m a short pudgy man with severe acne whose credo is to “live long and prosper.� I’m a provider because I’m a level 32 in World Of Warcraft and I know where to get the best auctioned goods at in the game. You know you can feel safe with me because I know the Vulcan deathgrip. It’s up to you, don’t let this opportunity go to waste. Please call me at 555-8789, but don’t call during the hours of 12-3 because Star Trek is on and don’t call after 6 p.m because that’s when mom says that is when the lights must go out. I’m artistic, I can do just about any picture in ASCII and in my free time I make forum avatars for others. I’m well rounded because I do jazzersize every fortnight. Let me be the moderator to your forum. Can i get an email or something so i know you've read this? -samureye@gmail.com Wanted, someone not too picky.

Ladies, set your phasers to stun, my name is Enus, and I really need some companionship, I would really appreciate it if you could take the time to probably send me an email or something. I haven’t fared too well in terms of dating in the past, in fact, to be honest, I’ve failed at any and every attempt at social interaction that I come across. Case in point; I was told that to stick out, I should do something out of the ordinary, and when I say told, I read it off of a forum posting. Either way, having no friends to help me out, I made a bad decision by going to church and when going to take the wine at communion, took the cup and put a brightly colored twisty straw in and began gulping. Needless to say, I don’t go for service there anymore. I’m not even looking for a date, or marriage, though that would be nice. I’m looking not even for a friend, but for someone that will tolerate me. Ladies, I’m a short pudgy man with severe acne whose credo is to “live long and prosper.� I’m a provider because I’m a level 32 in World Of Warcraft and I know where to get the best auctioned goods at in the game. You know you can feel safe with me because I know the Vulcan deathgrip. It’s up to you, don’t let this opportunity go to waste. Please call me at 555-8789, but don’t call during the hours of 12-3 because Star Trek is on and don’t call after 6 p.m because that’s when mom says that is when the lights must go out. I’m artistic, I can do just about any picture in ASCII and in my free time I make forum avatars for others. I’m well rounded because I do jazzersize every fortnight. Let me be the moderator to your forum.

Can i get an email or something so i know you’ve read this?
-samureye@gmail.com

]]> By: T. M. Tracy http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/08/3849/comment-page-1/#comment-51659 T. M. Tracy Wed, 03 Aug 2005 13:49:07 +0000 http://www.uneasysilence.com/?p=3849#comment-51659 My name is Tim and I'm a 41 year old Leo from down south. I enjoy long walks in the park, dandy lions, and waffles. I am addicted to motivational tapes and Dr. Phill. Nothing kindles my fire more than butter pecan ice cream and Dr. Phill. If you look like Dr. Phill or can do a good role play, then I'm for you. If you like a little to hang on to, then jump on. I need someone to replace my mother. Ever since the "change", we just don't have the same spark. She can't look at me now that I look just like Dr. Phill. When I went through my Dave Thomas phase, she started to worry and we had to take some time off. If you can do a hot and spicy Dr. Phill, then come psycoanalize this hunk of a Doctor. Just be sure you can take it as well as you can dish it out. My name is Tim and I’m a 41 year old Leo from down south. I enjoy long walks in the park, dandy lions, and waffles. I am addicted to motivational tapes and Dr. Phill. Nothing kindles my fire more than butter pecan ice cream and Dr. Phill. If you look like Dr. Phill or can do a good role play, then I’m for you. If you like a little to hang on to, then jump on. I need someone to replace my mother. Ever since the “change”, we just don’t have the same spark. She can’t look at me now that I look just like Dr. Phill. When I went through my Dave Thomas phase, she started to worry and we had to take some time off. If you can do a hot and spicy Dr. Phill, then come psycoanalize this hunk of a Doctor. Just be sure you can take it as well as you can dish it out.

]]> By: stephen http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/08/3849/comment-page-1/#comment-51243 stephen Tue, 02 Aug 2005 22:20:18 +0000 http://www.uneasysilence.com/?p=3849#comment-51243 ok, ill think of something, then get back to you ok, ill think of something, then get back to you

]]> By: Derek http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/08/3849/comment-page-1/#comment-51237 Derek Tue, 02 Aug 2005 20:06:29 +0000 http://www.uneasysilence.com/?p=3849#comment-51237 Interesting examples there Eric.. Anyone else? Interesting examples there Eric..

Anyone else?

]]> By: Eric Cranston http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2005/08/3849/comment-page-1/#comment-51235 Eric Cranston Tue, 02 Aug 2005 18:53:48 +0000 http://www.uneasysilence.com/?p=3849#comment-51235 Here's a couple of examples (note this is not my entry) I'm a 32 year old computer geek who lives in my mother's basement. I own everything star wars ever and I have memorized the script from every star trek episode. I get ladies a lot...my 300 pound dead sexy body is hard to resist...but they just aren't good enough for me...are you good enough for me? Can you quote Star Trek episode 34 in your sleep?!! Can you?! If so give me a call...my mom's gonna be away for a couple of weeks...maybe you can come over and look at my star wars bling and wang Hey all ya guys and girls...I'm a 300 pound bisexual transvestie. I love everyone....right up from birth...so age doesn't matter. If you like wild times I'll take you to this alley and we can have some fun with some bums. Oh ya and I'm a police officer...Officer Mc.Jim . I have a police dog...we've had some fun times me and that dog....you can join in? if you want...I mean I don't know why you wouldn't want to...it's a nice dog. So anyways don't be shy and call me... Here’s a couple of examples (note this is not my entry)

I’m a 32 year old computer geek who lives in my mother’s basement. I own everything star wars ever and I have memorized the script from every star trek episode. I get ladies a lot…my 300 pound dead sexy body is hard to resist…but they just aren’t good enough for me…are you good enough
for me? Can you quote Star Trek episode 34 in your sleep?!! Can you?! If so give me a call…my mom’s gonna be away for a couple of weeks…maybe you can come over and look at my star wars bling and wang

Hey all ya guys and girls…I’m a 300 pound bisexual transvestie. I love everyone….right up from birth…so age doesn’t matter. If you
like wild times I’ll take you to this alley and we can have some fun with some bums. Oh ya and I’m a police officer…Officer Mc.Jim . I have a police dog…we’ve had some fun times me and that dog….you can join in? if you want…I mean I don’t know why you wouldn’t want to…it’s a nice dog. So anyways don’t be shy and call me…

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