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I still can’t think of a real world situation when someone might need to have a US to Jamaican translator on hand. Can you?

Hmm.. Possible line for when you run into an ex?

USA: It’s been a long time since I have seen you, girl.
JA: Gal yuh noh dead yet?

Pepperoni face?

USA: Girl, your acne is terrible.
JA: Massi Gad, pickney yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh?

A lot more polite then saying you smell like ass!

USA: Perspiration odor.
JA: Him smell green.

So there you have it. Next time you travel to Jamaica, make sure you write all these “useful” translations down to destroy that communication barrier.

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