I No Longer Have a Reason to Live

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I No Longer Have a Reason to Live

Posted in Stupid by Dan at 12:14 pm

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…Says Despondent Potter Fan.

A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. ?Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, I no longer have a reason to live.

One Response to “I No Longer Have a Reason to Live”

Derek says:

7/8/2005 at 1:45 pm

Where were the friends and family through this whole ordeal? Why didn’t they help with the Potter addiction.

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