Hasselhoff this and that
How in the world did David Hasselhoff get such a fan base? You know what, it doesn’t matter! I’m too busy tapping my fingers on the table while I wait for this Hasselhoff paper airplane to finish printing. I’m going to throw this plane directly into the floor fan standing next to me. Refrain from clicking THIS link (possible NSFW if you don’t want to see a hairy man in a Speedo) which would probably cause everyone to douse their eyes with Scope.
