Harry Potter’s wang
I can’t vouch for the validity of any of these Harry Potter excerpts so if the structure of any of these sentances are untrue, please let everyone know.
This is what happens when every instance of “wand” is replaced with “wang” in the Harry Potter series.
“Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘Alohomora!”
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

