What happened to the simple ice-cream flavors?
Posted in Entertainment, Stupid by Derek at 4:58 pm
This post was published 4 years 5 months 21 days ago and its content may not be valid anymore.Chocolate Garlic (for killing vampires), Haddock, Bay Leaf, Lox (salmon?), Durian (sounds like some sort of Rubbermaid product), and Lobster ice-cream? Mmm can you imagine the creamy flavors melting in your mouth? No? Well Style Slave took the reins and taste tested the “specialty” flavors on a unique panel of judges including innocent children.
Flavor: Chocolate Garlic
Rachel, age 8: It tastes like poop. How could you live with yourself if you made that ice cream?
Flavor: Haddock
Alexander, age 10: That’s either fish or two-year-old hair.
Flavor: Bay Leaf
Penny, age 5: I’m not going to taste any more. All the flavors are just dirty.
Do 5 year olds really put sentances together like that?
