Home-made X-rated light saber

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Home-made X-rated light saber

Posted in Entertainment, Risque by Derek at 9:47 am

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In the spirit of Star Wars III:

Find one toy laser sword with a retractable blade. You know, one of those extendable colored Star Wars swords. One LED flashlight. And the most important part, a clear brightly colored jelly dildo. (Extra points for color matching the dildo and LED).

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