The Paper Napkin rejection service
This post was published 4 years 10 months 19 days ago which may make its actuality or expire date not be valid anymore. This site is not responsible for any misunderstanding.So here’s the scenario: You’re out at a bar, riding transit, or even just walking down the street, and some bozo who desperately wants into your pants starts up a conversation with you. Rather than make a scene or make them upset, you’re polite and at least nod at the proper times. Then, of course, they ask you for your number. Except this is 2005, so maybe they ask for your email address instead.
That’s where Paper Napkin comes in. Give them anyname@papernapkin.net (or paamail.com, to be less suspicious), tell them it’s your address, and when they write you, they’ll automatically get a response telling them how badly they’ve been rejected.
The funny part is sifting through the losers who ignore the rejection message hoping they still have a chance. Check the Reject Blog to read some of the rejections.