Come back here with my poop!
The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog. The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.
It’s obvious what this kid was plannign on doing with the bag of crap. Run up to someones doorstep, light bag o’ poo on fire, then ring doorbell.
