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Former Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee tells Blender magazine that he hasn’t seen the world’s second most famous home sex tape – featuring Paris Hilton and then boyfriend Rick Solomon. “I haven’t seen it yet,” he said. “But I heard she’s got really ugly toes – that her feet are crazy-looking. I’m a foot man, so when I heard that, I was like, ‘I don’t know if I’m gonna see it.’ I heard her feet are up in the camera, a lot of these crazy feet shots.”

I never gave much thought to Paris Hilton’s feet but after reading Tommy’s insightful thoughts and viewing the above photo, I am inclined to agree with him. Ugly feet on a porn tape are such a no-no. Knowing her feet are in range of the camera makes me want to cross that video off my “must view” list. Long gorilla toes are good for picking up lipgloss and clothes from the floor, also steering the car in a pinch. Perhaps she can also climb trees with those toes. Paris, you are a woman of many talents!

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