“Iron” Mike Tyson the rapper?
Posted in Entertainment, Stupid by Derek at 7:49 pm
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“Iron” Mike Tyson, looking uncomfortable and mopping his head with a towel, made his singing debut on Wednesday at Italy’s most popular music festival despite critics who wanted him banned from the event. Tyson, the self-proclaimed “baddest man in the world”, ended the segment by rapping a version of “New York, New York,” that began by calling it “a big city of dreams” and abruptly ended seconds later with “I gotta get out of here”.
It is common knowledge that Mike Tyson got soundly butt-fucked the entire time he was in prison. What with that high squeaky voice and all, he was quite a prize. If I need to fess up to corking bats, Mike needs to fess up to his feminine leanings. Need some Vaseline, MIkey?