Hung up on David
Measurements of Michelangelo’s David have shown that all is normal in the naked marble man, though he could have been a little better endowed.
“Here we have a naked man who is about to fight. He has an orthosympathic activation consistent with the combined effects of fear, tension and aggression. A contraction of the genitals is totally normal in such conditions,” he said.
Nominated for the severe waste of time award!
