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The family jewels

Posted in Stupid by Dan at 9:09 am
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If the auction for the cheating ex girlfriend’s gift Sapphire jewelry set wasn’t enough, the auction also includes this:

I also decided to, just for the heck of it, toss in the condoms I found as well. They are Durex brand condoms, a name you can trust. The box came with 4 different kinds, though only 3 kinds remain. I thought about poking holes in each of the condoms so that way if she is cheating she’d get pregnant. I decided not to though and thought I’d keep them for myself, but they aren’t the kind of Durex I use; so I figured I’d toss them in on the auction free. After you give this gift to your girlfriend or wife, you might need the condoms later that night.

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One Response to “The family jewels”

  1. derek says:

    this is hilarious. he would be one mean sob if he did poke those condoms. that would be stooping too low. that jewelry looks crap.. maybe i should bid on it.. lol

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