The family jewels
If the auction for the cheating ex girlfriend’s gift Sapphire jewelry set wasn’t enough, the auction also includes this:
I also decided to, just for the heck of it, toss in the condoms I found as well. They are Durex brand condoms, a name you can trust. The box came with 4 different kinds, though only 3 kinds remain. I thought about poking holes in each of the condoms so that way if she is cheating she’d get pregnant. I decided not to though and thought I’d keep them for myself, but they aren’t the kind of Durex I use; so I figured I’d toss them in on the auction free. After you give this gift to your girlfriend or wife, you might need the condoms later that night.


this is hilarious. he would be one mean sob if he did poke those condoms. that would be stooping too low. that jewelry looks crap.. maybe i should bid on it.. lol