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Following up on the UES coverage of the Walmart greeter with nothing but a smile on. We have located the flyer that he was handing out.

This is a direct scan of the flyer with NO digital magic done to it on our behalf.

I think the little outfit is DAMN sexy (barf)

Transcript as follows:

Wal*Mart in a cost cutting effort to bring you lower prices has re-designed their “Greeters” uniform.

The new uniforms will save over $45 million dollars annually and will allow the greeters even greater range of motion, an added bonus for greeters over the age of 55.

Dean Wooten shows the new uniform in the picture provided.