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Paris Hilton’s Mystery Patch

Posted in Random by Dan at 1:27 pm
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Paris Hilton’s Mystery Patch: “Usually we’re more interested in what stars are putting up their noses, veins, or anuses, but this rear-view picture of Paris Hilton leaving a Hollywood club has us wondering what’s on the outside of her ass for a change. Is she trying to keep cigarettes out of her mouth or babies out of her skinny womb? Nicoderm or Ortho-Evra? Or is the pharmaceutical industry testing an anti-skank patch? If so, doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe we can slap a few on Britney and increase the study’s sample size.”

You decide: Paris Hilton Asspatch

One Response to “Paris Hilton’s Mystery Patch”

  1. aimee says:
    2/21/2005 at 11:46 pm

    well actually, i work in a pharmacy — and sometimes, when im bored.. i like to look up “famous people.” and that is — infact.. ORTHO EVRA.

    yeaaaaaaaa!!! i also heard that she has warts — but what do i know?

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