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The $744 Power Cord: “Remember when your mom made you feel guilty about not liking your toys when there were starving children in Alabama or something? Sure, it made no sense, but she was already half-mad from a world that can develop $744 ‘Golden Reference Power Cords with Built-in Filtration.’ It’s unbelievable, I know, but I have it on good word that every time a gullible audiophile buys one of these cords the company ritually slaughters a whole tribe of African natives, entwining the sloughed-off spirits into the ‘patented stranded conductor geometry based on the Golden Ratio.’”