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Gipetto fired up the twine as the Democrats unleashed the worlds most famous marianette, for an impassioned speech that touch on international hot button and personal attacks that pricked his raw nerves. Though prisoner abuse and a failed mission in Iraq dotted the agenda, his fury peaked when addressing the long standing allegation that he did not invent the Internet. Many in the room were shocked as he broke his wooden mold and displayed the oratory skills of a dictator at the peak of power. Befuddled democratic officials moved quickly in diffusing the situation and rushing him from the podium. All inquiries were met with a terse – no comment