WTF: New Apple Keyboards

I love Apple products. Sleek, sexy, well made, and a pleasure to use. I’m always the first on my block to know about new product releases, and– income permitting– the first to own them. It’s to be expected that with each announcement there will be some things that piss a few people off, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so off-putting and strange as some aspects of the new Apple keyboards. The most obvious oddity is Apple’s decision to turn the Bluetooth version into a little-brother device instead of a wireless twin. No number pad, no center island, and a cramped work area kill the slim metal pad for a lot of users. But at least there could be some rational for this; perhaps Apple wants the Bluetooth version to be something you take with you to the other side of the room and use on your couch. In that situation, it makes sense to have a smaller keyboard. When it comes to the full sized wired version, however, I’m stumped. Not only have new functions been added to the top row, but some long standing key bindings have been unceremoniously ripped from underneath our fingers. The exposé keys, long at home at F9-11 (as well as Dashboard at F12, have been moved to the no-mans land of F4 & 5. More importantly, we’re now down to a single “show all windows” (formerly F9) functionality. Not only are they forcing users to re-train their deeply ingrained muscle memory, but they are actually taking away features! The F16-18 keys which formerly held the volume controls are now empty and barren– when was the last time you used one of those for anything other than volume? The worst part is you can’t even change these new key-bindings in System Preferences without resorting to the use of the Fn key. Oh, and the keyboard also now has a top level directory on Apple’s site.
Seriously Apple, WTF.
[via Daring Fireball and Maniacal Rage
