Pet camel gets frisky, kills owner

Yikes, as if there weren’t enough dangers to watch out for in the world, we have to add camels to the list of sexual assault deviants. An Austrailian woman received a camel as a pet that ultimately took her life.

An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said on Sunday.

The woman, whose name was not released, was killed on Saturday at her family’s sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 600 kilometers west of Queensland’s capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said.

Over the weekend I briefly read through a story regarding an individual killed by one of his exotic bugs. Apparently the man owned a wide collection of bugs that ended up eating him after one of his Black Windows delivered the deathly bite. Did anyone else catch that story?