Want a Nintendo Wii, have an old car collecting dust?

Check out this Craigslist listing with an offer to trade a Nintendo Wii for an automobile:

Do you have car collecting dust? Do you want a Wii?

I have a Nintendo Wii, slightly used. It comes with everything that is in the original box as well as Zelda: Twilight Princess, and two Classic NES games downloaded online to Wii harddrive (Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros.)

Car must:
Run (I don’t have any money to fix tranny/clutch/engine/etc.)

Be able to drive cross-state (I go to school at WAZZU and drive back and forth from time to time)

Not be wagon (sorry, although looks aren’t too important this is one of the ones that does)

other than that everything goes, I’m sure someone out there has an old Civic or similar they don’t need.
Keep in mind I will need to test-drive the car to make sure everything is okay.

All I can say is Go Cougs! Ah the memories from that Pullman campus.