Don’t Borrow This Cellphone!

No, this is not any ordinary cellphone, even though it may look like one. Designed as inconspicuous self defense device this little guy packs a powerful 800K volt ZAP with the simple press of a button. Can you hear me now?
Available for $59.99, but it can’t be shipped to HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, or WI.
